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Title: If You Die in Hamlet You Die in Real Life
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Fandom: Shakespeare
Category: M/M
Pairing: Hamlet/Horatio (they keep it in subtext ::snerk::)
REC
Just a little crackfic this week, as a treat. This is part of a collection of Shakespeare play retellings called What If Shakespeare But Memes. All of them are very silly, but the Hamlet one is my favorite that I reread when I need a mood elevator. I was sorry to see that the author had orphaned it since I bookmarked it, because that probably means there won't be any more, which is a shame.
TEASER
Horatio: But wait, my lord! If you talk to the ghost, it could kill you!
Hamlet: (thrilled) Really????
Ghost: (pulling Hamlet out of earshot from the others) Speaking of killing, I was killed, actually. Murdered in my garden... by your uncle!
Hamlet: I KNEW IT!
Ghost: He poured poison in my ear!
Hamlet: I KNEW--wait, poison in your ear? And you died? Is that how poison works? (pulls out phone) Hey siri, if you pour poison into someone’s ear--
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Fandom: Shakespeare
Category: M/M
Pairing: Hamlet/Horatio (they keep it in subtext ::snerk::)
REC
Just a little crackfic this week, as a treat. This is part of a collection of Shakespeare play retellings called What If Shakespeare But Memes. All of them are very silly, but the Hamlet one is my favorite that I reread when I need a mood elevator. I was sorry to see that the author had orphaned it since I bookmarked it, because that probably means there won't be any more, which is a shame.
TEASER
Horatio: But wait, my lord! If you talk to the ghost, it could kill you!
Hamlet: (thrilled) Really????
Ghost: (pulling Hamlet out of earshot from the others) Speaking of killing, I was killed, actually. Murdered in my garden... by your uncle!
Hamlet: I KNEW IT!
Ghost: He poured poison in my ear!
Hamlet: I KNEW--wait, poison in your ear? And you died? Is that how poison works? (pulls out phone) Hey siri, if you pour poison into someone’s ear--
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Date: 2023-07-30 04:13 am (UTC)From: