I Have a New Superpower!

[the_other_sandy]

All I have to do is put a DVD in my DVD player and press 'play,' and O'Hare will instantly reroute all incoming planes so that their flight paths go directly over my living room for the duration of the DVD I'm watching! It's amazing!

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[the-other-sandy.livejournal.com]

It does! It's also very handy for the climax of murder mysteries ('and the murderer is VROOOOOOMMMM').

I wouldn't torture my neighbors (I live in an apartment) by turning up the volume that high. I usually just hit pause until the engine noises die down. When it's really bad, like that time I was getting a plane every 2 minutes for an hour and a half, I turn on the closed captioning.