At the library where I work, we have a copy of a Chinese martial arts film called The Grandmaster. Our movie collection is alphabetized by title (excluding initial articles). However, our spine labels are only so wide, so if the first word of the title is too long, we can't fit the whole thing on. The upshot? The spine label for The Grandmaster is:
CHINESE
DVD
GRANDMA
CHINESE
DVD
GRANDMA