Fannish Fifty 2023: Rec #41
Oct. 20th, 2023 05:23 pmTitle: [Untitled Insurance Company Fic]
Author:
kyraneko
Fandom: Insurance commercials of the early 2010s (yes, really)
Category: Gen
Pairing: None
REC
I have a houseguest this weekend, so I present a little crackfic as a treat (I hadn't realized until I did this challenge how many of my favorite fics are crackfic). Anyway, it's silly and fun, and as a bonus, when I looked it up to grab the link, there was a new chapter I hadn't seen before.
TEASER
A burner cell phone comes out of one of the less-used pockets of her purse, and she dials a number from memory.
"Allstate," says a smooth masculine voice after three rings.
"State Farm," she answers. "I'm calling in a favor."
"Yeah?" Interest. "What sort?"
As she talks she's pulling out her smartphone, keying an app that was activated by the summoning, and pulling up the policyholder data that enabled the incantation to work.
"Insurance fraud," she said, and can almost hear teeth sharpening on the other end of the line. She gives him the name, the address, the policy number. "Someone needs some mayhem."
Author:
Fandom: Insurance commercials of the early 2010s (yes, really)
Category: Gen
Pairing: None
REC
I have a houseguest this weekend, so I present a little crackfic as a treat (I hadn't realized until I did this challenge how many of my favorite fics are crackfic). Anyway, it's silly and fun, and as a bonus, when I looked it up to grab the link, there was a new chapter I hadn't seen before.
TEASER
A burner cell phone comes out of one of the less-used pockets of her purse, and she dials a number from memory.
"Allstate," says a smooth masculine voice after three rings.
"State Farm," she answers. "I'm calling in a favor."
"Yeah?" Interest. "What sort?"
As she talks she's pulling out her smartphone, keying an app that was activated by the summoning, and pulling up the policyholder data that enabled the incantation to work.
"Insurance fraud," she said, and can almost hear teeth sharpening on the other end of the line. She gives him the name, the address, the policy number. "Someone needs some mayhem."