I Have a New Superpower!

[the_other_sandy]

All I have to do is put a DVD in my DVD player and press 'play,' and O'Hare will instantly reroute all incoming planes so that their flight paths go directly over my living room for the duration of the DVD I'm watching! It's amazing!

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[the-other-sandy.livejournal.com]

I know that cats are usually most attracted to people who are allergic to them or people who don't like them, but I seem to have the word 'sucker' tattooed on my forehead in letters only cats can see.