I Have a New Superpower!

[the_other_sandy]

All I have to do is put a DVD in my DVD player and press 'play,' and O'Hare will instantly reroute all incoming planes so that their flight paths go directly over my living room for the duration of the DVD I'm watching! It's amazing!

Comments

[zanne68.livejournal.com]

Say, that's impressive! Much bigger than going to the bathroom to make the doorbell or phone ring. ;D

[the-other-sandy.livejournal.com]

But just as annoying. And it only works if I put in a DVD of something dialogue-driven, like House or a murder mystery. If I'm just watching things go 'splody, I'm allowed to do that in peace and quiet. Go fig.